pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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