All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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