dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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