I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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