last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
