this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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