I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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