So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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