I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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