just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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