Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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