My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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