sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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