Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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