I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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