I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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