names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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