Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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