she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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