It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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