you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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