I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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