yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
How external is "for external use only"?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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