"it" just moved
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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