it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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