i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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