We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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