You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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