addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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