I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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