I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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