it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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