everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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