Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
