He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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