He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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