I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.