plz talk dirty to me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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