Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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