I wish i was in the wii world.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My dick has a subreddit
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize