check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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