If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?