i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.