the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.