u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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