do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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