Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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