After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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