The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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