That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment