No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i was born a porn star she said
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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