just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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