She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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