I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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