if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?