No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dick very happy bro
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